Birthday suit of aprons
If you are looking for the latest in aerodynamics and speed this is the apron for you. Light as a feather you don’t even realize this apron is hugging your neck and straddling your back like a baby kuala bear on her mother(or father not familiar with my parental responsibilities on marsupials.) Also pat yourself on the back for wearing something recycled 🌍
Wash this lavish lover on cold, gentle cycle and air dry. Needs a little extra love with the iron.